“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5104363-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}bryan s. rayTumblr (3.0; @bryanray)http://tumblr.bryanray.net/bryanray: I'm not a fan of shitty coffee. No names ...<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19910069152">bryanray: I'm not a fan of shitty coffee. No names ...</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/880365493http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/880365493Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:07:09 -0500bryanray: Eff'n Bejeweled. You make my ass twitch.<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19923398826">bryanray: Eff'n Bejeweled. You make my ass twitch.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/880365341http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/880365341Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:07:09 -0500bryanray: It's on like donkey kong ... http://post.ly/pO0l<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19870751825">bryanray: It's on like donkey kong ... http://post.ly/pO0l</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/878610395http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/878610395Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:29:07 -0500It's on like donkey kong ...<div class="posterous_autopost"> <a href="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/bryanray/ks5LVy4RmOOuVZfZNU9mYXc5U30uWg6lbnef6elkWT6bCVJvXukr2KDbEABJ/photo.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg"><img src="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/bryanray/voNE2MAZfr2Uig5HMh0ldtDRPI9ue8rzJZmRv0xxUx0JgkAWVJZPGuxjmpgu/photo.jpg.scaled.500.jpg" width="500" height="669"/></a> <p>Unsagely crafted from my iPhone.</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;"> <a href="http://posterous.com">Posted via email</a> from <a href="http://posterous.bryanray.net/its-on-like-donkey-kong">bryanray’s posterous</a> | <a href="http://posterous.bryanray.net/its-on-like-donkey-kong#comment"><span style="font-size: 11px">Comment »</span></a> </p> </div>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/877527268http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/877527268Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:18:22 -0500bryanray: 2.5 miles on the treadmill and 15 minutes of sauna time. Actually felt good.<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19855166071">bryanray: 2.5 miles on the treadmill and 15 minutes of sauna time. Actually felt good.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/877461645http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/877461645Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:59:19 -0500bryanray: @amyzann you gotta call them beau. "doing my thing to get a beau."<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19848846226">bryanray: @amyzann you gotta call them beau. "doing my thing to get a beau."</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/877461715http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/877461715Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:59:19 -0500bryanray: @optimizedchaos I'll bring in some gum. And Hopefully it's not me!<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19848759839">bryanray: @optimizedchaos I'll bring in some gum. And Hopefully it's not me!</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/877461754http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/877461754Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:59:19 -0500bryanray: Just watched The Box. It had a very Hitchcock-esque feel to it. Not too bad.<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19793974497">bryanray: Just watched The Box. It had a very Hitchcock-esque feel to it. Not too bad.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/874017968http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/874017968Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:04:57 -0500bryanray: Which of my fellow nerd friends has played Starcraft II? Worth it?<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19764800833">bryanray: Which of my fellow nerd friends has played Starcraft II? Worth it?</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/872593634http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/872593634Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:12:27 -0500bryanray: Brutal workout. Stomach is not happy.<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19764687343">bryanray: Brutal workout. Stomach is not happy.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/872593644http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/872593644Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:12:27 -0500bryanray: @optimizedchaos @pixel9 they can't follow suit with Mac? What's wrong with keyboard?<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19713560719">bryanray: @optimizedchaos @pixel9 they can't follow suit with Mac? What's wrong with keyboard?</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/870193031http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/870193031Wed, 28 Jul 2010 05:02:35 -0500bryanray: My wife just compared Tool with 3'oh3. Anyone know a good lawyer?!?<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19703852868">bryanray: My wife just compared Tool with 3'oh3. Anyone know a good lawyer?!?</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/869121204http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/869121204Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:12:56 -0500bryanray: Just paid for my coffee with an iPad. Technology win.<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19698423505">bryanray: Just paid for my coffee with an iPad. Technology win.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/869121258http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/869121258Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:12:56 -0500bryanray: I really need to spend a weekend and rebrand myself on facebook, twitter, personal site, etc ...<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19700679306">bryanray: I really need to spend a weekend and rebrand myself on facebook, twitter, personal site, etc ...</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/869121242http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/869121242Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:12:56 -0500bryanray: lol @ ShamWow on woot<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19674278873">bryanray: lol @ ShamWow on woot</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/867685085http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/867685085Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:53:15 -0500bryanray: $12.99 @ best buy http://post.ly/p0Da<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19654906892">bryanray: $12.99 @ best buy http://post.ly/p0Da</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/866367617http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/866367617Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:26:55 -0500$12.99 @ best buy<div class="posterous_autopost"> <a href="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/bryanray/ugpvgTftFahvyWYo2XjnjEaHYExUHIS6isr1G1f3zgFHEMMDblnLIhTeb6ho/photo.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg"><img src="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/bryanray/6EQS1InAVEkawAEfrOljuKGDd4nq5RsSRGum0cUEhzzmvGjT35GwOOi7XChm/photo.jpg.scaled.500.jpg" width="500" height="669"/></a> <p>Unsagely crafted from my iPhone.</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;"> <a href="http://posterous.com">Posted via email</a> from <a href="http://posterous.bryanray.net/1299-best-buy">bryanray’s posterous</a> | <a href="http://posterous.bryanray.net/1299-best-buy#comment"><span style="font-size: 11px">Comment »</span></a> </p> </div>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/865958454http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/865958454Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:04:46 -0500bryanray: I love that my iPhone 4 consistently has one bar or drops calls on command. Its good to have that ammo in your (cont) http://tl.gd/2ocaip<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19547516787">bryanray: I love that my iPhone 4 consistently has one bar or drops calls on command. Its good to have that ammo in your (cont) http://tl.gd/2ocaip</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/860895851http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/860895851Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:44:55 -0500bryanray: @amyzann I'm in!<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19364610747">bryanray: @amyzann I'm in!</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/851828162http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/851828162Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:20:15 -0500bryanray: I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot ...<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/19344890413">bryanray: I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot ...</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/850659524http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/850659524Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:25:07 -0500