“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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There is a great woman.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8579702939http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8579702939Sun, 07 Aug 2011 00:20:47 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/99486794109816832">bryanray: RT @RexHuppke: I'm vegan except for the not-eating-meat part. That part's stupid.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8549291356http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8549291356Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:43:19 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/98595701549826048">bryanray: @MsTano1 the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8438532549http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8438532549Wed, 03 Aug 2011 18:54:55 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/96267163358334976">bryanray: @MsTano1 a pot luck i would certainly take no part in!</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8215707653http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8215707653Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:48:59 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/96079280534065152">bryanray: @cglee @claytonlz @gangplank link please?</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8131406720http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8131406720Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:59:03 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/95865467125776384">bryanray: They've replaced the outer sun visor with cardboard ... #fail http://post.ly/2die6</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8089440229http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8089440229Tue, 26 Jul 2011 15:33:18 -0500<div class="posterous_autopost"><div class="p_embed p_image_embed"> <a href="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/bryanray/wcxKWIOW2jHbPOKilxKrPkg8pMfbJNfOC85ufBc3Hz6KqQM6bHUtnio2V0rV/photo.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg"><img alt="Photo" height="669" src="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/bryanray/4HFA0HmQNpOQQtAsgFSyPSJ9WAKzSzilk2QVjNCLNJVrIYS2FJTD71DEE34V/photo.jpg.scaled.500.jpg" width="500"/></a> </div> <p>Unsagely crafted from my iPhone.</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;"> <a href="http://posterous.com">Posted via email</a> from <a href="http://posterous.bryanray.net/theyve-replaced-the-outer-sun-visor-with-card">Bryan Ray</a> | <a href="http://posterous.bryanray.net/theyve-replaced-the-outer-sun-visor-with-card#comment"><span style="font-size: 11px">Comment »</span></a> </p> </div>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8086196952http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8086196952Tue, 26 Jul 2011 09:38:11 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/95508663149666304">bryanray: Putting Amy Winehouse in any sort of list or comparison with Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, or Kurt Cobain is just plain silly.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8046720388http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8046720388Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:54:13 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/95198153204183040">bryanray: @optimizedchaos yeah. email me so I know which of your emails to invite.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8013607731http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/8013607731Sun, 24 Jul 2011 19:53:13 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/94629780162494464">bryanray: Really enjoying Lions new Full Screen and Space swapping gestures a lot more than I thought I would #osx #mac #Lion</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7959325073http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7959325073Sat, 23 Jul 2011 04:06:58 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/93698228771487744">bryanray: @reagent gold diggers LOL</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7852317581http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7852317581Wed, 20 Jul 2011 17:59:15 -0500<div class="posterous_autopost"><div class="p_embed p_image_embed"> <a href="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/bryanray/Fm3StdWsUmSjFnmKrPjfDmd0C87f8kuAHMiHbm8ZksWiyWfrJLto9njKTRNC/photo.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg"><img alt="Photo" height="669" src="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/bryanray/Kb75mbTDLuK0hoOvqER8Acg15OflxRnNByTpJCGiK4MV8Sk8QcbrCpYPoaMp/photo.jpg.scaled.500.jpg" width="500"/></a> </div> <p>Unsagely crafted from my iPhone.</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;"> <a href="http://posterous.com">Posted via email</a> from <a href="http://posterous.bryanray.net/new-samsung-washer-and-dryer">Bryan Ray</a> | <a href="http://posterous.bryanray.net/new-samsung-washer-and-dryer#comment"><span style="font-size: 11px">Comment »</span></a> </p> </div>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7776732142http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7776732142Mon, 18 Jul 2011 17:12:43 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/92612467989020672">bryanray: Did my ritualistic cleansing of LinkedIn. Tip: if I can't pronounce your name or you're not a hot girl. I probably didn't accept you.</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7734711453http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7734711453Sun, 17 Jul 2011 19:52:18 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/bryanray/statuses/92421160796565504">bryanray: new kitchen utility @realistschuckle http://t.co/VA1IHcW</a>http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7714238585http://tumblr.bryanray.net/post/7714238585Sun, 17 Jul 2011 04:15:32 -0500